party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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