we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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