Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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