U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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