MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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