Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Randomize
