Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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