I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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