I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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