She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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