why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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