I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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