I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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