how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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