Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Randomize
