Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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