omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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