i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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