Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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