Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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