your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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