porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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