I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
oh god the rape fog is back!
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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