Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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