Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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