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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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