why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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