their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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