i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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