Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
