are you still at the devil's house?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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