I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
soo... how was my night?
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