so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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