how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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