i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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