do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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