Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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