ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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