mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Pants 0. Shit 1.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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