is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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