So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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