john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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