It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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