I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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