Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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