yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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