I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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