Fine. I'll sleep in my office
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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