My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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