It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
My ass is underappreciated
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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