He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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