I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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