I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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